Wednesday, November 23, 2011

The Only Thing I Have Left to Lose

is my bedroom, which is
where I’m sitting now
on the living room couch next to 
Mike, who’s now sitting
on his red chair with ottoman
next to my red chair with ottoman
& our cardboard box
(Quara Malbec)
side tables 
while any minute now (they said 3 PM
but it’s nearly 4) the granite workers 
will trim the side overhangs 
off two kitchen countertops
(stone dust everywhere)
in order to make room
for the new stove
which will replace
the wrong stove, which 
they purchased 
because they didn’t look 
at the photo we sent immediately 
after they asked if we minded if 
they bought our stove
at a different store than the store 
where we found it. 
(Claro que no estaba la misma cocina.) 
Meanwhile, a tiler 
is tiling the shower while 
painters putty & paint
while landscapers place plants while 
carpenters hang fiberglass screen (which
they miraculously found
after they said they couldn’t, after 
they tried plastic screen 
(mierda), then metal
which they painted black because
silver reflected the sun but 
installation caused the paint to crack 
& peel), all this happening at once
while El Jefe (who is here 
only because finally
I took Jeremy’s advice, 
stamped my foot & explained 
that no workers could work on our job
without an onsite on-the-job 
jefe-ing Jefe) jefes.
That went over like a wet fart.
El Jefe grabbed his workers & left
but the next day, they all
came back. Work is getting done 
while I sit in my bedroom 
qua living room (sala)
& wonder 
why I ever thought I needed more
than a one-room house.


1 comment:

  1. LOL. I'm shaking my head. It's Thanksgiving Day, and I'm thankful that you have a beautiful house, albeit incomplete. Grateful for your friendship,
    Peanut.

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